Random Thoughts

Today is a day for random thoughts; fair warning.

With wine, trashy romance novel hit the mood.

Knitting Related:

Why do wine, knitting, and a book make everything look better?

Why do I always promise to be a monogamous knitter until the current WIP is finished but then stop knitting for at least 24 hours?

Do budgets exist just to drive people crazy (especially yarn budgets)?

How does a toddler pull the waste yarn (several inches) in my afterthought heel out when I am lucky to cinch up 5 stitches at most?

Seriously child, HOW?

Child Related:

Why is it that when there’s a long ride home and a promised delay on the route home, toddlers refuse to go potty when asked. Literally as soon as they are buckled into the car, they need to go?

Why do I ask DH to pick something up for the kiddo and he gets grouchy the following morning because I made him get up with the Kiddo dealing with the problem?  It could have been taken care of the evening before!

Why is hugging/holding Mommy’s Legs fun, even if she’s not going anywhere?

Why? WHY is this fun?

Everything Else:

Why do I keep looking at shopping websites when I have all of holiday shopping done?

Must I think a day at work is going to be an easy day and instead I consider it lucky if I am able to visit the ladies room when I want to instead of when I can’t hold it any longer?

If I'm missing at work, I may be hiding here with the bag as my pillow.